Thanks darlings for the birthday greetings and presents. I had a fun 18th birthday. Hope food was all good and photos that night are needed. Please upload to facebook.

Love D.

| 1:30 PM

My relationship status can be analyzed by this paragraph...

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're ... more amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.



I dont think I am the best harvest of apples but its those men who are afraid to reach out that annoys me. Antagonizing to a certain extent, I think the problem lies in me. I may be one weird apple that grew apart from the other bunch to make me not noticeable therefore no one plucks me. :(



Being the curious feminist, I googled to find the authur of the quote but came across a blogger who did a detailed analysis which is worth reading. Click to read.

But all I know now is guys are not worthy if they believe in "an apple a day keeps the doctor away".

| 4:08 AM

walz_ bought @danalaurenishot's present already!!! (:
about 7 hours ago from TweetDeck

walz_ @danalaurenishot something on your wishlist. lol
21 minutes ago from Twitterrific in reply to danalaurenishot

I feel so loved. My friends are so amazing.

| 2:02 AM

This is going to be a self indulgence post cause its my birthday wishlist in order of desire and need.

Topshop Holographic Long Purse #Silver

Insanely mad pretty!!

Charles & Keith Gift Card or THIS heel Size 39(i think)

Stock No.: ART #630300
It has bright yellow soles, to die for! (Not too sure bout it)

Yves Saint Laurent Anti-Cernes Multi-Action Concealer #1 Ivory Beige


Le Feu d'Issey Light by Issey Miyake

Estee Lauder Tender or Signature Silky Blush #Pink Kiss


Dresses, accessories, gift cards or cigarettes (Dunhill Finecut Menthol) are more than welcomed as well. <3

This list took me more than an hour to complete, showing how much I cracked my brain.

| 7:36 AM

Gonna start planning for my birthday plans. I've got couple of ideas now though and time's running out!

1. Dinner gathering at my place.
PRO: No one will be chased home.
CON: I have to cook.

2. Dinner gathering at my mom's place.
PRO: I dont have to cook.
CON: There's no aircon. :(

3. Club party.
PRO: There is aircon.
CON: Not everyone parties.

4. Split up celebration.
PRO: Spend more time with each and everyone.
CON: Too little time, too much planning.

Unless you darlings have a better plan, I will prefer to procrastinate a little while more. And ask my mommy for advice.

BTW, the mother has fed me well recently for the past night suppers. Imagine white pepper crabs and seafood. Thank you mommy.

| 5:29 AM

The hellish weekend has officially ended with the lovely touch of sending my team mates the final copies of compilation and powerpoint. I am extremely out of stamina to have another night or day of slaving for school assignments. 2 deadlines neck in neck with one another is madly unhealthy for any souls. Perhaps I should never procrastinate about starting work weeks earlier before submissions. The mentality that I can complete it through the eleventh hour theory seems to be superglued into my obstinate brain.

Well, not gonna ponder much about projects. Rather, I should start revising on the law test that is coming up on Thursday and the examinations during mid-Dec.

Life of a student isnt fun without mugging, aint it?

| 1:27 PM

There are tons of women out there trying to lose the extra pound off. Its not easy especially you start seeing the slimmer girls gorging on huge meals and still look so fit. Well, one thing I know is life is unfair and technically, they just have a faster metabolism rate. I'm one of those who scream for unfairness! Bad genes, lack of self discipline, etc...



I found my ways in losing those weight. I am not sure if it will apply to everyone, but least I'm more than willing to share! :)

First of, diet. Do not over stretch your stomach! Once you feel that you should be full by now, stop eating! Dont try to finish up every single detail on your plate. I always have a saying, "You either waste or you'll get waist." Those few dimes are nothing compared to your body and confidence.


You so dont want to be like this!

Still, it is extremely important to be on a good healthy diet! Breakfast and lunch should be your heaviest meal, and when it comes to dinner, just grab a fruit salad or something really light.

One way to increase the metabolism rate is to drink tea. Not those frappe teas from Starbucks or Coffeebean, but those chinese bitter Oolong Tea. You can easily get those teabags in the supermarket or the canned ones work just fine.



I once read a magazine saying it can increase up to 16% of our metabolism rate with the consumption of Oolong tea along the day. One important thing is, you are not allowed to add any sugar or milk. You dont want to defeat the whole purpose. The nutritional measurements behind the canned tea stated that there are no calories in it, so fret not!

I did a comparison on the Nutritional Facts of Pokka Oolong tea(left) and Evian Spring Water(right).

The only difference is the 1% more sodium for the oolong tea and there's 13% more Vitamin C.

If you are not a fan of such tea, I guess you could always spare a teaspoon of healthy manuka honey in it. :)

I will continue the rest of this post in a jiffy. Stay tune!

| 2:15 PM

Halloween at Butter Factory was fabulouz.

Blog post up soon! Sneak peek. :)

| 4:26 PM

This is Sam.



sam says:
my asshole is tight enough

He needs to be fucked.

*PS: Please dont kill me sexysamter. <3

| 12:56 AM

SMACK- This is amy kimmy live says: (3:40:17 PM)
my mother say last time you very weird. everything must be straight
SMACK- This is amy kimmy live says: (3:40:26 PM)
then esp your sock
Dana Lauren is your diskotech* friend says: (3:40:28 PM)
what do u mean straight
Dana Lauren is your diskotech* friend says: (3:40:31 PM)
HAHAHAH
SMACK- This is amy kimmy live says: (3:40:31 PM)
you can make for hours
SMACK- This is amy kimmy live says: (3:40:32 PM)
and cry
SMACK- This is amy kimmy live says: (3:40:35 PM)
cos not straight

I got OCD since young. I still hate socks.

| 3:43 PM

Attica on Saturday night was madly insane. I was eating this lollipop that the DJ gave and I cant even remember the flavour of it!! Went to class on Sunday morning after partying and gosh, I almost died. My head kept spinning and lecturer's voice added up to my dizziness. I left class early and by the time I got home, I cant even make it to the bathroom upstairs! Puked tons of water in the kitchen's toilet. And mommy told me I was running a temperature. :( So much for partying with less sleep and school with no sleep!!

Hey, I got bought over by paracetamol. Thank you, you.

| 10:43 AM

This trimester's exam timetable is out.

Mon 14/12/2009. 7:00 PM to 9:00 PM
TOU201 Sustainable Tourism CLOSED BOOK

Wed 16/12/2009 7:00 PM to 10:00 PM
BUS207 Tourism and Hospitality Law OPEN BOOK

Fri 18/12/2009 7:00 PM to 9:00 PM
BUS324 Services Marketing CLOSED BOOK

I'm already stressed out!!

| 4:08 AM

Classes make me sleep.
My bed makes me sleep.
Bathing makes me sleep.
Jogging makes me sleep.

I cant help but to sleep sleep sleep.
Its annoying but cant be helped.

But what the fuck is 18hours of sleeping?
Hibernating in progress.

OH, I'm on a diet but that includes more sleeps.

| 11:09 AM

Its so hilarious when people ask you to eat shit. They might be drinking yours someday soon.

Wonders of NEWater that shut people up.

| 1:47 PM